Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Brick Tamland Bush league. Brick Tamland Ron Burgundy I miss your musk. Veronica Corningstone Ron Burgundy Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. Now, fight!. Ron Burgundy:Son of a bee-sting! Why trust us? Really.Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree. It has a series of cameos from celebrities who were just famous enough to be recognizable (in 2004), and also just obscure enough for it to be funny that they were chosen: Ben Stiller, Luke Wilson, and Tim Robbins. I am very professional.Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. Veronica is tough, intelligent, and cunning. I can't believe you *did* this to me! I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Yes. Ron Burgundy:Knights of Columbus, that hurt! : Ron Burgundy:Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection. 20 Anchorman QuotesDon't Act Like You're Not Impressed. The best comedy actors are the ones who do just the right amount of overacting, like Jim Carrey and Jack Black. Lower your voice, Ron. Veronica Corningstone Okay, many simple reasons: quote galore! I told you that. What's that? With a brain a third the size of us. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy: Directed by Adam McKay. Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. Party with pants? Champ Kind: What's it like, Ron?Ron Burgundy: The intimate times? Ron Burgundy Im not quite sure how to put this, butIm kind of a big dealIm very important. Just go! I don't think I have the stomach Veronica has. Ron Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. Just doing my workout. Brick Tamland:Um, no, no. Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. Ron Burgundy : Just doing my workout. Yes? You pooped in the refrigerator? [insulted] : Brick: No. Veronica Corningstone : For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. In a tongue-in-cheek nod to 1998's "There's Something About Mary," the absurdist rom-com cast Cameron Diaz as the archetypal unlucky-in-love but uncannily perfect woman, Christina, who was forever accompanied by her two polar opposite friends Applegate's blunt and irreverent Courtney, and Selma Blair's timid and anxious Jane. Now, fight!. That's what kind of man I am. Jennifer Belanger ; Update . Viewing the situation as an opportunity to do whatever they want all summer, the siblings, led by Applegate's fashion-loving Sue Ellen Crandell (aka "Swell"), make the executive decision not to tell their mother (hence the title). No, there's no way that's correct. "Veronica had a very funny joke today." I laughed at it later that night. Mr. Burgundy. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. : Personality Veronica is tough, intelligent, and cunning. Veronica Corningstone: If you touch Ron, I will burn your face with a curling iron.Ron Burgundy: Meow! Let's go. In 2021, Refinery 29's Anne Cohen said it paved the way for later films of its ilk, and praised Applegate's performance specifically, saying"she's having fun, making herself laugh, and inviting women in on the joke" while "telling peeping toms everywhere that maybe they should mind their own ******* business.". Punch you right in the mouth. It could be that 60% of the bottles of Sex Panther that get made make the wearer irresistible to women. I'm using the tape. Veronica plays a major role in both the 2004 film and its 2013 sequel, "Anchorman: The Legend Continues," and her struggle as a woman in a male-dominated field is an integral part of what keeps the narrative from falling into the wholly absurd and slapstick. She is the love interest of Ron Burgundy and is portrayed by Christina Applegate. Really.Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree. Ron Burgundy : [opens cologne cabinet]Ron Burgundy: Wow. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.. The film Anchorman is subtitled "The Legend of Ron Burgundy." This is because, when the story opens, Ron is the most happening anchorman in San Diego. Oh, excuse me." Brian Fantana: "You know, desire smells like that to some people." News Station Employee: "What is that? Veronica Corningstone You don't take any guff from your male coworkers and can dish it back just as quickly when they try to one-up you. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Anchorman. And then our children will form a family band. Will Ferrell and Christina Applegate are starring, alongside Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, David Koechner and Fred Willard. You know, face painting in non-Western cultures is a sign of collectivism, is a sign of one representing the community, it's not unique at all. I don't have any legs, Ron. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I'm sorry. : : . Ron Burgundy We are through. Veronica is really hot, with a nice heiny. Well, you asked me to come by, sir. Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.Veronica Corningstone: Really.Ron Burgundy: People know me.Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. Ron Burgundy:Sweet Lincoln's mullet! The third sign is that he forgets to zip down. Veronica Corningstone : I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. Ahhh! She often dresses well but conservatively for the office, and employs lots of colors in her clothing. Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica after the news has just gone off the air] You've got a dirty whorish mouth. Discover and share Veronica Corningstone Funny Quotes. Oh, well, when in Rome. : Veronica Corningstone I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this. The series' successful 11 season-run on network television made the "Anchorman" star a household name, particularly since a major percentage of its less-polarizing laughs came from Kelly's all-too-literal interpretation of the world and infamously silly one-liners. [Standing on the diving board in a speedo]Ron Burgundy: Cannonball! Look, the most glorious rainbow ever. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is a 2004 comedy film set in the 1970s about news anchor Ron Burgundy (played by Will Ferrell ), his bumbling news team and their professional rivalry with aspiring newswoman Veronica Corningstone (played by Christina Applegate). About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Brick killed a guy. She has blonde hair, green eyes, and appears to be in her thirties. Scotchy scotch scotch. Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. : Tuesday's arms and back. Veronica Corningstone I did not see that one coming! No, I did it. Yes, I am going to have three fingers of Glenlivet with a little bit of pepper, and, uh, some cheese. A straight shot. : Thank you, Scott. : Though the actor had previously starred in the short-lived and lesser-known series "Washingtoon" and "Heart of the City," and guest-starred in a handful of 1980s TV shows, "Married with Children" was undoubtedly Applegate's big break. Needing a mate in your life isn't a sign of weakness. Outta sight, my man.Brian Fantana: No, the other thing - love.Brick Tamland: Yeah, what is that? No, no. I laughed at it later that night!Veronica Corningstone: I can't believe that I cared for you.Ron Burgundy: Get out! 500 matching entries found. : I miss being with you. : Veronica Corningstone. : That's what kind of man I am. Ed Harken And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? pick-up lines. Here, her outfit once again suggests something quite interesting. Veronica Corningstone: I told you that I wanted to be an anchor. You look like a blueberry. I don't know if you heard me counting. No. Will Ferrell also falls into that category, as exemplified by his hilarious reaction to watching Baxter get kicked off the side of a bridge into a river. Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. : Two years before Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson acted a thing that happened with alarming frequency in the early 2000s in the 2006 flop, "Employee of the Month," Christina Applegate and Matt Dillon starred in Mitch Rouse's little-known dramedy of the same name. Written by"Shameless" writerNancy M. Pimental, the film was amongst the first to make the revolutionary claim that women could be not only funny, but downright raunchy and absurd. Shortly thereafter, Applegate was cast in another cinematic spoof with director Jim Abrahams' wink at films like "The Godfather" and "Goodfellas," 1998's "Mafia!". And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? What is it, Brick? No touching of the hair or face. . Oh, it's so deep. Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry. You pooped in the refrigerator? I told you that.Ron Burgundy: I thought you were kidding. With a brain a third the size of us. I miss your scent. Veronica Corningstone Discussing the origins of San Diegos name with Veronica: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whales vagina.. Certainly. I think I have the determination and the stubbornness and a little bit of the go-get-em. But I think I'm about 20 percent more girl than Veronica is. Mr. Harkin, I just wondering if you knew when my office would be ready. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. Why are you being this way? : : RELATED: Will Ferrell Reprising Anchorman's Ron Burgundy for New Podcast Series. : And a tip of the cap to you, Miss Corningstone. . Tuesday's arms and back.Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?Veronica Corningstone: Yes.Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited. Anchorman It's the 1970s, and San Diego super-sexist anchorman Ron Burgundy is the top dog in local TV, but that's all about to change when ambitious reporter Veronica Corningstone arrives as a new employee at his station. Veronica Corningstone : When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.. Anchorman Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. [cheesy grin]Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.Brian Fantana: Well Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.[snarls]. I freakin' love you. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? | Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. : : [while both characters are riding on horses through a cartoon Pleasure Town], [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town]. Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.News Station Employee: [Horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick!Brian Fantana: [Tries to act casual and walk away] Woah, what's that smell? Why can't you just be proud of me as a peer and my gentleman lover? Ron Burgundy With July marking 15 years since the film first came out in the US, we look back at some of Ron Burgundys funniest and most quotable lines. When Rons dog Baxter is thrown over a bridge by an angry biker played by Jack Black, he goes to a phone box to call Brian and says: Wandering the streets of San Diego, thirsty and hungover he laments choosing milk to quench his thirst: Its so damn hot! : Added: December 24, 2013; Brick Tamland: Let's take a look at the big map. A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me well that's a sign of good taste. Thankfully, Applegate appeared in "Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy" that same year, and the film's success helped keep the comedy queen on track and re-inspire her already devoted fan base. You're pathetic. [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. You're a dirty bitch, San Diego. It's the Channel 4 News at 6:00.Ron Burgundy: Good evening. Hell, I need you. Ron Burgundy:Why dont you go back to your home on Whore Island? Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is famously one of the most quotable movies ever made, because every line in the movie is either an absurd non-sequitur, a hilarious joke, a setup for a later payoff, or a payoff to an earlier setup. My God, what is that smell? Veronica Corningstone In the 1970s, an anchorman's stint as San Diego's top-rated newsreader is challenged when an ambitious newswoman becomes his co-anchor. Ron Burgundy:[to Veronica Corningstone after they go off the air] Youre a real hooker. Veronica Corningstone Exquisite breasts? : Because of your actions, you *scorpion* woman! I mean, that really got out of hand fast.Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.Ron Burgundy: I saw that. We are watching history. So, here are The 10 Most Memorable Quotes From Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy. Champ Kind, Sports. It may be the most quoted movie ever. "It is anchorman, not anchor lady! Despite her extremely exaggerated ditzy nature, Kelly could be particularly cutting when it came to putting down her younger brother Bud (David Faustino) and had little trouble wrapping her father, Ed O'Neill's Al Bundy, around her perfectly French manicured finger. Well, the jerk store called theyre running out of you! or when the Dude said, Yeah, well, you know, thats just, like, your opinion, man. Another prime example is Brick Tamland in Anchorman saying, Whered you get those clothes? You know, desire smells like that to some people. Unfortunately, things take a sudden turn when the kids realize the money their mother left them was disposed of along with their nanny's body. : 'For Sale.'. : Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy changed the face of comedy for a new generation, and it did so with some truly hilarious and memorable quotes. I'd scream my head off if I saw a body in the freezer. Veronica Corningstone [voiceover, after witnessing the sexism exhibited by the news team] Huh, here we go again. The battle between the news teams in Anchorman is, hands down, one of the funniest sequences in any comedy movie ever made. I miss you so damn much! Helen said that you needed to see me.Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. Holding a grudge is a sign of immaturity. He also creates video essays and supercuts for the YouTube channel I Got Touched at the Cinema. Similar scenes in Its Always Sunny, 30 Rock, and Community would follow. Alright? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Veronica Corningstone Ron Burgundy : Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Brian Fantana Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Yes? Brick Tamland 4 Memorable Quotes Appearance Veronica Corningstone is attractive, 35 in first film, 40 years old in second film. -Veronica Corningstone. I dont know if you heard me counting. For the duration of its short-lived run, the actor portrayed working single mother and titular character Jesse Warner inIra Ungerleider's "Jesse." : Women ask me how I put up with it. I am an anchorman. Brian Fantana: [seriously] I'm telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron's head.Brick Tamland: [breaks out laughing] That's a good one. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. Ron Burgundy And I'm Ron Burgundy. Oh, Miss Corningstone. [shouting in a monotonous voice] Veronica Corningstone For a full decade, beginning in 1987, Christina Applegate portrayed flighty older sibling Kelly Bundy on Fox's occasionally controversial nod to "All in the Family,"Ron Leavitt and Michael G. Moye's "Married with Children." Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. Ron Burgundy : Excuse me? Oh, did I? : He did. RELATED: Anchorman 3 Would See Ron Burgundy Dealing With The Internet. Sweet Eli Whitney's nose. Forgiveness is a sign of faith. : Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. Ron Burgundy 6. And thats it. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Veronica Corningstone:Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. If this scene wasnt in a comedy and was instead in a movie like My Own Private Idaho, it wouldnt seem out of place, because its acted with such sincerity. Because of your actions, you *scorpion* woman!Veronica Corningstone: You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy. . : Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I'm showing Jeffrey here my Emmy tape. Why can't you just be proud of me as a peer and my gentleman lover?Ron Burgundy: I can't believe you *did* this to me! Okay, before we start, lets go over the ground rules. Agree to disagree. Yes. : Company Credits : Veronica Corningstone is a really pretty anchorwoman. Time to musk up. Veronica Corningstone : It wasn't you, was it? This is the line that opened a new chapter in the history of comedy. Oh. Who could forget the time when, as the local news' "weather bunny" Applegate's first turn as an anchorwoman Kelly proclaimed that there were "strom clods" moving in over "chick-a-go" (via YouTube)? There's a lot of Veronica that hits home with me, the sort of feisty area. Veronica Corningstone : By using our Services, you agree to our use of cookies. Veronica Corningstone Anchorman Quotes Watch Anchorman online for one simple reason. Just go. Please, go on. : I wish it were not a sin to have liked it so. You are a big fat joke. Veronica Corningstone Quotes Movie Ron Burgundy Quotes Co Worker Funny Relationship Quotes Anchor Quotes Anchorman Quotes Funny Sunday Quotes And Sayings Funny Anchorman Quotes Most Hilarious Quotes . Uh, do as the Romans do? Oh.Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper filled with Indian food. : It's science.Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.Ron Burgundy: [insulted] What did you say?Veronica Corningstone: I said your hair looks stupid. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?Ron Burgundy: No. Where's the map? You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee. Ron Burgundy:Im gonna punch you in the ovary, thats what Im gonna do. : Brick Tamland: Oh god, Ron, where's my legs? Well, you have bad hair. You are a smelly pirate hooker. I'm sorry. Brick Tamland Here it goes down, down into my belly., You know how to cut to the core of me Baxter. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. Veronica Corningstone Applegate, however, remained in demand. Ron Burgundy: Wait, Veronica, please tell me this is some kind of sick tasteless joke.Veronica Corningstone: You weren't here. Well, I'm very happy for you. Veronica Corningstone Sign Off Quotes Funny Anchorman Quotes Veronica Corningstone Funny Quotes Screwing Veronica Corningstone Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes.
